"I am an engineer" because...

I can write 70 words per minute but
I can't read my own handwriting.

I spend more time with my mobile
than with my family.

My IQ is greater than my weight.

I explain 3 years old child why the sky is blue
using terms like scattering,interference & diffraction.

I know second law of thermodynamics but
don't know my shirt size.

I have no life & can prove it mathematically.

I think in "maths".
I can translate English into binary.

I consider any non-science course "easy".

An 40/100 is heaven to me.

My xerox bills sure higher than my pocket money.!!

ENGINEER - an extraordinary race in the world..!!!

7 Reasons why I choose Engineering...

1. I hate to rest.
2. I have already enjoyed life in childhood.
3. I love tension.
4. I don't want to spend time with family.
5. I want to take revenge from myself.
6. I love to study on Sundays and holidays.
7. Pass hone ki khushi bardast nahi hoti thi yaar..... Kasam se.

Haal behaal......!!!

Neend nahi Aati Raat ko
Chain nahi Aata Din ko
Maine puchha Rab se
Kya yeh pyar hai..?
 

To Rab ne Bola-"Nahi Beta Engineering me sabka yahi haal hain." ♥

Engineers ka jawab nahi....!!!

A month before exams…We refer to foreign authors.
2 days before exams…. We refer to local authors.
On the day of exam… We become authors….
“sirf heading bata de baki me khud likh lunga”
 

Why I am not topper in my University ?

Bill Gates said :-

I am not a University Topper ,

But Today All University Toppers are my employees ....
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Bas yehi Line mujhe Top karne se rok deti hai .... :D

You may be an engineer..........If

You may be an engineer..
If you think that when people around you yawn, its because they didn get enough sleep..

You may be an engineer..
If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary..

You may be an engineer..
If you have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than hanging coats and taping ducts..

You may be an engineer..
If your three year old son asks why the sky
is blue and you try to explain atmospheric absorption theory..

You may be an engineer..
If you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work..

You may be an engineer..
If you know what http: stands for..

You may be an engineer..

If your deal evening consists of fast-forwarding through the latest sci-fi movie looking for technical inaccuracies..