Reality of today: RHYME FOR WORKING ENGINEERS

Johnny Johnny…………… YES PAPA..

Job in Mumbai…………….YES PAPA..

Lots of Tension……………..YES PAPA..

Too Much Work…………...YES PAPA..

Family Life………………...NO PAPA..

BP-Sugar…………………..HIGH PAPA..

Yearly Bonus…...........JOKE PAPA..

Annual Pay………..…...LOW PAPA..

Personal Life………....LOST PAPA..

Promotion Incentive……...Haa.. Haa.. Haa..

Awesome Creation By An Honhar engineer:

Kaala hai rang pen k syahi ka,
Ek to teri yaad sataye upar se bojhh PADHAI ka...

Poori pad li DC Motor, value pata na Φ ka,
Jaane kahan le jayega, pyaar mujhe harjaai ka...

Tere dil ko jaane waali har line hi POLYPHASE hai,
College ke har ladke mein bas tera hi craze hai...

Mere dil ke COMPILER mein INCLUDE teri HEADER FILE hai,
C.R.O. ki tarah har WAVE FORM lagti teri SMILE hai...

Mere brain ke PROCESSOR mein tere saath ki I.C. hai,
Tere aane se life ho gayi meri spicy hai...

Working jiski samajh naa aaye aisi tu DEVICE hai,
Tum kaisa bhi input de do wo sada hi REVERSE BIAS hai...

Meri prem kahani mein jaane kitne TWIST hai,
PROGRAM jiska run na ho aisi wo LINKED LIST hai...

Teri yaado se hi full meri MEMORY ka HARD DISK hai,
Final mein ye haal raha to ant mera BACK hai...

Teri wajah se BACK bhi aaye fir bhi mujhe tu dear hai,
Tu kon si topper hai tu bhi to JUST CLEAR hai...

Fir bhi jee lunga tere bin itna mujhe vishwaas hai,
Aakhir iss COLLEGE mein kitne nakaara aashiq PASS hai...!!!

Welcome To 21 Century.....!!!

Our Phone ~ Wireless
Cooking ~ Fireless
Car ~ Keyless
Food ~ Fatless
Dress ~ Sleeveless
Youth ~ Jobless
Leaders ~ Shameless
Relationship ~ Meaningless
Attitude ~ Careless
Wives ~ Fearless
Feeling ~ Heartless
Education ~ Valueless
Children ~ Mannerless

Everything is Becoming LESS
But Still, Our Hopes Are ~ Endless.

Truth of practical exams

Engineers Rock........!!!

Engineering Student's Law Of Tension

Pressure Is Inversely Proportional To The Number Of Days Left For the Exams,
Where 'KAL SE PADHENGE' Remains Constant!"