Very funny quote...

Banner in front of Engineering college- " Drive slowly don't kill the student,    leave them to us its our duty, we do it in a legal way.......

A Facebook Chat Box Trick

Now send your profile pic to your friend during chatting on facebook....... Just type this code with your USERNAME into chat box during chatting with any friend-                                                              [[ USER NAME/USER ID ]]  Example- [[...

Must read it once...

A group of students were asked to list what they thought were the present "Seven Wonders of the World." Though there were some disagreements, the following received the most votes:1. Egypt's Great Pyramids2. Taj Mahal3. Grand Canyon4. Panama Canal5. Empire State Building6. St. Peter's Basilica7. China's Great WallWhile gathering the votes, the teacher noted that one student had not finished her paper yet. So she asked the girl...

Fantastic meanings...

CIGARETTE:A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other ! MARRIAGE:It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's ! CONFERENCE:The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present ! CONFERENCE ROOM:A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end ! SMILE:A curve that can set a lot...

Why Java doesn't support multiple inheritance ?

1) First reason is ambiguity around Diamond problem, consider a class A has foo() method and then B and C derived from A and has there own foo() implementation and now class D derive from B and C using multiple inheritance and if we refer just foo() compiler will not be able to decide which foo() it should invoke. This is also called Diamond problem because structure on this inheritance scenario is similar to 4 edge diamond,...

First Java Program

Looking at First Java program : This is demonstrating simple example program that displays the text,” My First JAVA program...............” on the console. public class FirstProg { //This is a first simple java program. public static void main(String[] args) { System.out.println("My First JAVA program..............."); } } Explanation : public : A keyword of the Java language that indicates that the element that...

Know who unfriend you on Facebook...

Now make your facebook account interesting with a lot of functions like  Who unfriend you on facebook.......Really, its very easy.  You requires only two things- ♥ A Google Chrome Browser ♥ Social Fixer So, you can easily download Google Chrome from internet. Means you need a social fixer. Social Fixer for Facebook fixes annoyances, adds features, and enhances existing functionality to make FB more funny and efficient. It...

Funny fact of class rooms....

Classroom is like a train... 1st 2 benches are for VIP executives... middle 2 benches are general compartments & last 2 benches are sleeper coaches :O :p :O&nbs...

Fabulous trick...

As some of you might be knowing that the flight number of the plane  that had hit World Trade Center on that dreadful day (9/11) was Q33NY.  Now call this trick a coincidence or anything else but whatever it is,  it does startle us you will be definitely amazed by the this trick.1.First open Notepad.2.Type “Q33N” (without quotes) in capital letters.3.Increase the font size to 72.4.Change the Font to Wingding...

Truely heart-touching lines........

We Never Know Why We Like Someone More Than Others..Why We Love Someone Without Any Reason..         ♥ ♥♥♥ ♥Why We Feel Happy Thinking About Their Presence Because,Some Feelings Has No Explanation or Definition...!   ♥ ♥♥♥...

Some funny and true theorems...

LAW OF QUEUES: the queue you have left will move faster than the one you are in...LAW OF MECHANICS: whenever there is grease in your hands your nose starts 2 itch terribly...LAW OF REACHABILITY: a coin dropped down will attain d most unreachable corner possible..LAW OF ENCOUNTER: probability of meeting a known person is high  when you are with someone you are not supposed to be...THEOREM OF TELEPHONE :when dialing a wrong...

My demand to Government :

 Start a scheme like "Rajiv Gandhi Jan Kalyan Samsung Galaxy III Yojna"...

A Windows 7 Trick

Make a list of all programs of the computer--- This will help in finding the all programs of your Windows 7  Steps are as follows- ~Create New Folder ~Rename Created Folder as : Ashish.{ED7BA470-8E54-465E-825C-99712043E01C} you can change name , you can put any name instead of Ashish. ex-  Programs.{ED7BA470-8E54-465E-825C-99712043E01C}"...

Best line written in front of a church -

"Always believe in god... ' because there are some questions that cannot be answered by googl...

Engineers become shayar during Exams...

kahan koi kitab aisi mili,jispar dil luta dete,har ek ne dimaag khaya kis-kis ko nipta dete,ab syllabus dekhkar sonchte hain k 1 mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete ...

That's So true.....

Its better to bunk a class & do fun with friends....because..today when i look back...marks never made me laugh but memories do...

Today's Reality :

Big house but Small family...!More Degrees but less Common sense...!Advanced medicine but Poor health...!Touched Moon but Neighbours unknown....!High income but less peace of Mind....!High IQ but less Emotions....!Good knowledge but less Wisdom....!Lots of human beings but less Humanity...!Costly watches,but no Time ...

A new element added to PERIODIC TABLE :

Name: Girl Symbol: Gl Atomic weight:" Don't even dare to ask.. Physical properties: 1. Boils at any time, 2. Melts when handled with love and care,3. very bitter when mishandled. Chemical properties:1. Very reactive,2. Highly unstable,3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum,diamond,  branded clothes and other expensive items. Nature:1. Money reducing agent..2. Volatile when left alone.. Occurrence:Mostly found...

Brilliant Attitude.......

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Ultimate truth of college life...!!

If a girl loves a boy, no oneknows except the girl..!!..........and if a boy loves a girl, everyone knowsexcept the girl......

Mind-blowing joke.....

Once rajnikant appeared in exam of B.E.Guess what happened?....Failed..?.....Beta ye ENGINEERING hai.Rajni ho ya Gajni...Sabki hai BAJNI.............!! JWWUAX93QZ9G&nbs...

Some realities:

-A guy with a charming personality, having attitude is an Army Officer! -A guy with lots of attitude and cuteness on face is a doctor! -A guy with lots of brain and money is a businessman! -A guy with no money, no cuteness, no personality and still attitude is an ENGINEER...!...

But Har Ek Engineer Jaruri Hota HAi.....

Har Ek Engineer Jaruri Hota Hai...Koi Saala Electronics Ko Use Karna Sikhaye,Koi Software Ke Through Hardware Chalaye..:pKoi MachinO Ka Devta,Koi Ghost Hota Hai...Par Har Ek Engineer Jaruri Hota HAi....:pKoi Road Ke MAst Designs Banaye,Koi Sala Jabardast gadgets Leke Aaye..Koi Communication Ka Badshah,Koi Roast hota Hai...:DBut Har Ek engineer Jaruri Hota Hai..Koi SALA Rivers Pe Dam Banwaye,Koi Unchi Unchi Buildings, Cineplex...

Reality of assignments.....

"Every engineering class has 2-3 students whoare theOrginial Creators of Submissions (OCOS)... .If they make any mistake in their submission,the same mistake trickles down in the rest classsubmissions...

Ultimate joke.....

Boy To God After Result"Hazaro Ki Kismat Tere Haath MethiAgar Pass Kar Deta To Kya Baat Thi.....God To Boy- Ishq Thoda Kam Ladata ToKya Baat Thi!!Kitaabein To Sari Tere Pass Thi!! ...

Very True.....

The rain falls because the sky canno longer handle its heaviness.Just like tears, it falls because theheart can no longer handle the pain...

Amazing But True.....

There are Billions of people in this World . . .  But.... Sometimes you really need just One . . . . ! !  [ ♥...

Simply touching one........

Once a good guy asked a question to god, “Why every girl loves a Wrong Guy?” God answered what if a wrong person makes her cry, I always send the right one to remove tears from her eyes..?...

Lifetime advice...........

Never search your happiness in others, It will make you feel alone. Search it in yourself, you will feel happy even when you are left alon...

One of funniest reality.......

Everybody thinks studying engineering is just like entering in a park and enjoying the relaxing mood ... . . . . . . . . But only the engineers know that the park is JURASSIC PARK !...