"I am an engineer" because...

I can write 70 words per minute but I can't read my own handwriting.I spend more time with my mobilethan with my family.My IQ is greater than my weight.I explain 3 years old child why the sky is blueusing terms like scattering,interference & diffraction.I know second law of thermodynamics but don't know my shirt size. I have no life & can prove it mathematically.I think in "maths".I can translate English into binary.I...

7 Reasons why I choose Engineering...

1. I hate to rest. 2. I have already enjoyed life in childhood. 3. I love tension. 4. I don't want to spend time with family. 5. I want to take revenge from myself. 6. I love to study on Sundays and holidays. 7. Pass hone ki khushi bardast nahi hoti thi yaar..... Kasam se...

Haal behaal......!!!

Neend nahi Aati Raat koChain nahi Aata Din koMaine puchha Rab seKya yeh pyar hai..?  To Rab ne Bola-"Nahi Beta Engineering me sabka yahi haal hain." ...

Engineers ka jawab nahi....!!!

A month before exams…We refer to foreign authors. 2 days before exams…. We refer to local authors. On the day of exam… We become authors…. “sirf heading bata de baki me khud likh lunga”  ...

Why I am not topper in my University ?

Bill Gates said :- I am not a University Topper , But Today All University Toppers are my employees .... . . . . . . . Yehi Line . . . . Bas yehi Line mujhe Top karne se rok deti hai .... :...

You may be an engineer..........If

You may be an engineer.. If you think that when people around you yawn, its because they didn get enough sleep.. You may be an engineer.. If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary.. You may be an engineer.. If you have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than hanging coats and taping ducts.. You may be an engineer.. If your three year old son asks why the sky is blue and you try to...

Awesome just awesome............!!!

When I was Younger :- • I'd put my arms in my shirt and told people I lost my arms • Would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose • Had that one pen with four colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once • Waited behind a door to scare someone, then leaving because they're taking too long to come out. • Faked being asleep, so I could be carried to bed • Used to think that the moon followed our...

Simply mind-blowing

A warning message which should be written below clock of every examination hall..... “TIME will pass, but will you ?...

Dedicated to All The Engineers.. !!

I Never Believed In Luck But Engineering Taught Me to.. I Never Believed In Shocking Miracles But Engineering Taught Me to.. I Never Believed Results Could Be So Freaky... But Engineering Taught Me to.. I Never Believed , I Could Smile at Professor Who Screwed My life But Engineering Taught Me to.. I Never Believed, I Could Study 1000 pages In 1 Night But Engineering Taught Me to.. I Never Believed, I Could Write 36 Pages...

Funny but true fact !

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Respect your teachers...!!

"Apne TeaChers Ki Bahut Izzat KiJiyE. KyunKi, . . KyunKi, . Es Duniya Me Murgi Ke aLawa Ek Wo Hi Hai Jo, AapKo Anda De SaKte Hai.....!!...

Students Rock & Madam shocked.....!!!

Teacher: '3 idiots' film dehknay ke baad aapko kya lesson mila?Pappu: miss yehi ki..Engineering padh kar bhi medical ki ladki fasai ja sakti hai :DMiss: shut up & get out....Babloo: miss mein bataon..?Miss: very good, batao..Babloo: miss college ke 1st day Underwear zaroor pehna chahiye :DMiss: u also get out....Shamu: miss mein bataon..?Miss: I think u are a brilliant student.. tum sahi batao gay.Shamu: Miss doctor ke elawa...

Rarest commom race on earth- "Engineers"

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Incredible INDIA

Kabhi noto ke liye mar gaye,Kabhi voto ke liye mar gaye..kabhi sheela ki jawani ke liye mar gaye.kabhi jalebi bai diwani ke liye mar gaye..kabhi jaati paati ke naam par mar gaye.kabhi sarkaar ke kaam par mar gaye...kabhi ham aapas men do gazzamino ke liye mar gaye....hote aaj Veer Bhagat singh to kehte..yaar Sukhdev,RajguruHam bhi kin kamino ke liye mar gaye..!! :'...

Simply hats-off...!!

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Logical circuit of life

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Cool attitude of software engineer

Once A Software Engineer Was Smoking In A Public Place Old Man Saw Him And Said: You Did’nt See That Board Indicates Warning About “Smoking In Public Places Is Prohibited” Software Engineer: Oye Uncle, I Am Software Engineer By Profession And We Only Worry About Bugs & Errors….Not Warnin...

Beware of Female Programmers

Now that I’ve lived to see this day, These are the things I must but say. Die a bachelor, if your options are few, Never ever love a female programmer, they’ll make a program out of you. Don’t laugh it away, mine has been an object lesson, They find syntax errors, even in a romantic expression. Alas! They search logic in love, where there is none, Your heart may skip a beat and they just hit return. You are in for...

Time has changed

15 years ago….. A program was….. a television show An application was…. for employment Windows were….. something you hated to clean A keyboard was…. a piano Memory was…. something you lost with age A CD was… a bank account If you unzipped in public you went to jail Compress was something you did to garbage A hard drive was a long trip on the road Log on was adding wood to a fire A mouse pad was where a mouse lived Cut...

Six Reasons Computers Must be Female

1. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner. 2. No one but the creator understands the internal logic. 3. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference. 4. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. 5. The message “Bad Command or File Name” is about as informative as “If you don’t know why I’m mad...

Top Ten Things Engineering colleges didn’t Teach You

1. There are at least 10 types of capacitors. 2. Theory tells you how a circuit works, not why it does not work. 3. Not everything works according to the specs in the databook. 4. Anything practical you learn will be obsolete before you use it, except the complex math, which you will never use. 5. Engineering is like having an 8 a.m. class and a late afternoon lab every day for the rest of your life. 6. Overtime...

Funny facts about engineers

They consider any non-engineering course "easy".  T-shirt and jeans are their formal dress. No matter how hard girl cries and how loud she yells, he just sits there calmly discussing her emotion in terms of mathematical logic. Engineer touches his car more often than his girl. Normal people believe that if it ain’t broke, don’t...

Reality of present education system

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