Reality of today: RHYME FOR WORKING ENGINEERS

Johnny Johnny…………… YES PAPA.. Job in Mumbai…………….YES PAPA.. Lots of Tension……………..YES PAPA.. Too Much Work…………...YES PAPA.. Family Life………………...NO PAPA.. BP-Sugar…………………..HIGH PAPA.. Yearly Bonus…...........JOKE PAPA.. Annual Pay………..…...LOW PAPA.. Personal Life………....LOST PAPA.. Promotion Incentive……...Haa.. Haa.. Haa....

Awesome Creation By An Honhar engineer:

Kaala hai rang pen k syahi ka,Ek to teri yaad sataye upar se bojhh PADHAI ka...Poori pad li DC Motor, value pata na Φ ka,Jaane kahan le jayega, pyaar mujhe harjaai ka...Tere dil ko jaane waali har line hi POLYPHASE hai,College ke har ladke mein bas tera hi craze hai...Mere dil ke COMPILER mein INCLUDE teri HEADER FILE hai,C.R.O. ki tarah har WAVE FORM lagti teri SMILE hai...Mere brain ke PROCESSOR mein tere saath ki I.C. hai,Tere...

Welcome To 21 Century.....!!!

Our Phone ~ Wireless Cooking ~ Fireless Car ~ Keyless Food ~ Fatless Dress ~ Sleeveless Youth ~ Jobless Leaders ~ Shameless Relationship ~ Meaningless Attitude ~ Careless Wives ~ Fearless Feeling ~ Heartless Education ~ Valueless Children ~ Mannerless Everything is Becoming LESS But Still, Our Hopes Are ~ Endless...

Truth of practical exams

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Engineers Rock........!!!

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Engineering Student's Law Of Tension

Pressure Is Inversely Proportional To The Number Of Days Left For the Exams, Where 'KAL SE PADHENGE' Remains Constant!...

Cheating is good for reflexes

Cheating in exams is the best exercise for your reflexes.. your eyes are rolling to see the answer sheet of your seatmate. your ears should be attentive even to the softest whispers to get what your seatmate is saying. your neck is stretched either ways to search for clues. your hand writes very fast of the answer you’ve got. your feet kicks the chair of your classmate to let him/her know that u want to copy. Best...

Height of technology:

An engineering student writes all Answers as|||||||||and lastly he writes..Ans. are written in BAR CODE Format 2 Protect from Being Copied......

What an engineer thinks during exam days

kahan koi kitab aisi mili, jispar dil luta dete, har ek ne dimaag khaya kis-kis ko nipta dete, ab syllabus dekhkar sonchte hain ki 1 mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete ...

Letter to Santa on occasion of christmas

Dear Santa, Can u give death to rapists, brain to politicians, guts to PM, safety to women and peace in our country.. :) From, Honhar Enginee...

Engineering has 2 types of subjects:

1). Hard subject which can't be studied. 2) Easy subject that doesn't need to be studied...

School vs College Life

School : Pencil, rubber, sharpener, scale !! :) College : Ek ball pen wo bhi friends se cheena huwa ;) :P . School : Class mein enter hone se pehle : Ma'am may i come in? (^_^) College : Bina bethe hi Mobile kaan se laga k class se bahar !! (-___-) . School : Bag mein har subject ki books !! :) College : Yaar ek paper toh phad ke dede next class me book la luga :P . School : Class test mein Star !! ★☆ College : Full moon...

Students at different situations

Students in the class (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) . . When teacher say tomorrow will be exam (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) . . During the exam (→_→) (←_←) (→_→) (←_←) (→_→) (←_←) . . When invigilator comes in (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) . . In the end of the exam (๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏...

Hats off to great scientist Thomas Edison

I am a great fan of Thomas Edison, Because of his quote that…!! Tomorrow is my exam but I don't care Because a single sheet of paper cannot decide my future :...

BIGGEST ENGINEERING TRUTH

Your family members will not consider you an engineer........ Unless You don"t repair any of Home Appliances.............

Reaction of Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam

Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam Both tell the Same Answer . . . . . We Tried Our Best Can’t Say Anything Right Now ...

Statement of Boys, unsuccessful in making Girlfriends in ENGINEERING...

1st Sem:"Meri toh pehle se hai.. . 2nd sem:"Chalo try Karenge. . 3rd sem:"Apne batch me koi dhang ki nahi hai. . 4th sem:"Juniors bhi selfish hai. . 5th sem:"Bhai kisi se intro karvade.. . 6th sem:"Koi bhi chalegi.. . 7th sem:"Mere pass time nahi tha varna.. . 8th sem:"dekha puri degree ho gayi par aaj tak kisi ko bhav nahi diya......

Semester tip...

The most inspiring quote for Engineering students Where there is a WILL there is a WAY After December there is Ma...

What the hell is this Education?

India is our nation. Love is our destination. Dating is our occupation. Romance is our profession, in between what the hell is this Education...

Engineer-whole year & before exam

Engineer's life WHOLE YEAR (',')> _/)( <"\_ DISCO DEEWANE AAH HAA Last 2 days b4 exam (',')__ _ /_/<'L KHUDA TERI CHOKHAT PE, BHIKHARI BAN K AAYA HU....!:...:...

Faddu attitude just like an engineer

papa:- yeh kya tera maths me 1 mark aaya hai. . son:-jab irado me ho dum to haunslo me Q nahi. . papa:- what .......? . son:- sirf 2 zero ka fark hai papa......... aa jayega...........

Frustration at its peak of a Engineering student:

Man: Beta kya karte ho? Boy: Uncle B.E. Uncle: Kya sikhate hai isme? Boy: Kehte to yehi hai ki software banana sikhayenge. Lekin BC sirf Chutiya banana sikhate hai. Man: Achaa kaun c Branch lee hai? Boy: Uncle branch vranch nahi pura ped le liya hai. Man: Kaun sa year chal reha hai? Boy: 2012 Man: Matlab tumahra kaun sa year chal reha hai? Boy: BKL Engineering kar rahe hai to kya Alien thode hee ho gaye jo humara...

Height of Attempting a question !

An 'Engineering' student wrote in exam- . . . Q. What is an "Array"? Ans.- an array is a word used to call a friend e.g. : . . "array" kidhar jaa ra "array" kya kar raha re "array" idhar aa !...

Engineer's approach towards answering a question

Question in Exam: ==>Define LOVE and explain in details? (14 marks) MBA Student's Ans: ==> "Love is Life.." (marks 1/2 out of 14) Medical Student's Ans: ==> "Love is Pain.." (marks 1/2 out of 14) Engineering Student's Ans: Definition: A serious disorder of Heart due to Relationship between Men & Women that can cause Death of 1 or Both depending on the resistance associated..!! TYPES: 1 sided & 2 sided AGE: Usually...

Value of an engineer

A Engg. Student's GF asked him: kya exam me 1 ya 2 bar back aanese degree ki value kam ho jaati hai??? Engg. Student ne apni pocket se 500 ka note nikala or pucha iski kya value h ??? GF- Rs.500 Engg. Student ne use mutthi me mod k pucha ab ??? GF-500 Then he crushed the note with his foot & asked again.... GF-500 Engg Student- jaanu hum enGineer bhi isi 500 k note ki tarah hote hai, hume kitna b ragad lo hamari value...

Still Engineer kahlata hai....

Engineer wo hai jise lecture me angelina jolie ka khayal ata hai, theatre me assignment ka sawal ata hai, mess me ghar k khane ka swaadyaad ata hai, exam se pehli raat syllabus yaad ata hai, practical me kuch nahi ata fir bhi pass hone ka andaz ata hai, Bunk karte waqt class me saman bhul ata hai lekin pakda fir bhi nahi jata hai, Attendance se jyada proxy lagata hai, placement k kahyal me 4 saal barbad karwata hai, But still...

Complex Funda in Engineering

The degree B.E. should be written as...... B+iE Where Bachelor is real part, Engineering is the imaginary part....... :D :D...

Story of every engineering student's life during 4 years

FIRST YEAR IIT'S aur AIEEE ke sadme ke maare.. ho jaate hain anjaane universities ke hawale.. har kisi ke dil mei hota hai ragging ka dar.. samajh mei nahin aata kahan se nikle.. jo bach jaaye senior se kal.. pakde jaate hain kahin bhi.. to ho jaata hai dimaag kharaab...... jab senior bolta hai junior se abe junior....ninet y maar ninety maar.. din gujarte hai freshers party aati hai.... saath mei ragging ka dar uda le jaati...

What really an Engineer is ?

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Types of woman by Software Engineer

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characteristics of engineering students

        1. SPEED: Getting Ready In 5 Minutes 2. SHARING: Whole Class Copying One Assignment !! 3. PRESENTATION SKILLS: Can Present One Answer, In 5 Different Ways For 5 Different Questions 4. EDITING: Your Report Contains Atleast 5 Pages Less Than, The Person From Whom You Copied 5. MULTI-TASKING: Playing...

Aey Ki Mazaq hai?

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