Fantastic meanings...

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other !


MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's !


CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present !

CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end !

SMILE:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight !

YAWN:
The only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths !

EXPERIENCE:
The name men give to their mistakes !

DIPLOMAT:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip !

OPTIMIST:
A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER,says midway:"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET !"

BOSS:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early !

POLITICIAN:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward !

DOCTOR:
A person who kills your ills with pills and Later with his bills !

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