What Engineering taught me? [A must must read]

1. I learnt to use 3 High End Software:
* Microsoft Word
* Microsoft Excel
* Microsoft PowerPoint

2. I used 3 great short cuts:-
* Ctrl+C
* Ctrl+V
* Ctrl+X

3. I learnt to say three very imp words for life:-
* Yes sir
* Ok sir
* I'll Just Do That sir

5. When I really wanted to study, I learnt to: -
* Wake Up late
* Sleep early
* Continue to continue to watch series/play games

6. I learnt to: -
* Face Monday
* Fight For 5 Days
* Wait For the Weekend

7. I learnt to give reasons to family friends and relatives for not making
* Phone Calls
* Messages
* Mails

8. I learnt to celebrate these things far away from loved ones:-
* Birthday
* Diwali
* Holi

9. In last 4 years, People say:-
* You made friends for a lifetime..
* You lived a life which was out of the world...
* You Enjoyed...

10. But when I compare me with my self...
* I just Sustained...
* I just Tolerated...
* I just Survived...

♥ Heart touching ♥

When Someone says - "Nothing can be
More
Complicated than Love"
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Just throw Engineering Books
on their face.....!!

Its a Strange World...

If you praise someone, they think you must
have your own mean in this.
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If you don't praise, they call you jealous.
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If you do extra care for someone, they think
that you need them.
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If you show you don't care, they call you selfish.
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If you regularly text your friends, they call you
sticky.
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If you don't talk to them for a few days, they
call you proudly.
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You can never make the whole world
happy
So
Concentrate on the person you daily see in the
Mirror.. ;)

Awesome Answers In IAS Examination...

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

Q. If it took 8 men 10 hrs to build a wall, how long would it take 4 men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23rd Rank Opted for IFS)

Q. If you had 3 apples & 4oranges in 1 hand & 4 apples & 3 oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with 1 hand?
A. you will never find an elephant with 1 hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)

Q. How can a man go 8 days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

Q. What looks like half apple ?
A: The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Dinner.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid (UPSC 33 Rank)

Interviewer said "I shall either ask you 10easy questions or 1 really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!"
The boy thought for a while and said, "my choice is 1 really difficult question." "Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.
"What comes first, Day or Night?"
The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's the DAY sir!"
"How" the interviewer asked.
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"
He was selected for IIM!

Technical Skill is the mastery of complexity, while Creativity is the master of presence of mind.

Most Common Dialogues During Exams.....

1. Saale kitna likhega.. ??
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2. Abe zor se bol na kuch sunai nai de raha... :p
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3. Ma’am I was asking for the eraser :(
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4. Bata na fattu koi nai dekh raha:/
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5. Yaar ye chapter kab karvaya tha..??
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6. Yar ek din or mil jaata to padh lete
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7. WTF..!!
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8. Paper kisne set kiya hai..??
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9. Paper kaisa tha.. ??
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10. sheet ko thora right main rakhna aur khud thora khisak ke beth...haan ab dikhayi dee raha hai..:D
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And The Famous one
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11. Bhagwaan bus is baar paas kardo.. Maa Kasam..
next time acche se padhayi karunga....:p :O :D

Truely dedicated to all the engineers...

I could have been a doctor and
saved lifes!
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I could have been a lawyer and
defended lifes!
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I could have been a soldier and
protected lifes!
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But why to play with 
others lifes??
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So I choose to be an Engineer,
and destroyed my own life...!!!